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NINE THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT NINE:

1) A MUSICAL

2) VERY DIRTY

3) ITS AN ITALLIANO BASED!

4) ABOUT 9 WOMEN, (SEE A THEME?)

5) IT GETS A BIT CONFUSING

6) THEY HAVE FLASHBACKS (VERY FANCY-SHAMNCY)

7) PENELOPE CRUZ AND KATE HUDSON PLAY IN IT

8)  THERE IS A LOT OF INNAPROPRIATE STUFF.. LIKE SERIOUSLY RANDOM 3RD GRADER, DONT WATCH THIS!

9) THE NAME IS…………………………… NINE!

…………………………………………………….. Deliver Us From Eva……………………………………………..

“Eva Dandridge is a very uptight young woman who constantly meddles in the affairs of her sisters and their husbands. Her in-laws, who are tired of Eva interfering in their lives, decide to set her up with someone so she can leave them alone. They end up paying Ray, the local “playboy,” $5,000 to date her. The plan goes by smoothly, but troubles comes when Ray actually falls in love with Eva.”- IMDB Movie Review.

Enjoy! Its one of my favorites.

Bringing Down The House.

Directed by Adam Shankman, Bringing Down the house is an exciting comedy starring Queen Latifah and Steve Martin.

Steve Martin plays, Peter Sanderson, a lonely, divorced criminal defense lawyer. He goes into an internet dating website and finds someone he might actually connect with. Her name is Charlene Morton.

“Peter Sanderson is a divorced, straight-laced, uptight attorney who still loves his ex-wife and can’t figure out what he did wrong to make her leave him. However, Peter’s trying to move on, and he’s smitten with a brainy, bombshell barrister he’s been chatting with online. However, when she comes to his house for their first face-to-face, she isn’t refined, isn’t Ivy League, and isn’t even a lawyer. Instead, it’s Charlene, a prison escapee who’s proclaiming her innocence and wants Peter to help her clear her name. But Peter wants nothing to do with her, prompting the loud and shocking Charlene to turn Peter’s perfectly ordered life upside down, jeopardizing his effort to get back with his wife and woo a billion dollar client.” -IMDB

Its one of those movies you can watch again and again!

A short and tiny criminal named Calvin has just committed a robbery involving stealing a precious diamond from a jewelry store along with his dim-witted partner, Percy. However, the snatch goes awry, and Calvin ends up ditching the diamond by stashing it in a woman named Vanessa’s purse. Vanessa happens to be married to a wannabe-dad named Darryl. Calvin must now pose as a young infant in order to retrieve the stolen diamond. However, a simple quick-and-grab turns into a friendly relationship between Calvin and Darryl.

It stars,

Marlon Wayans  as Calvin

Shawn Wayans as Darryl

Kerry Washington as Vanessa

And John Witherspoon as Pops

etc.

I would recommend it, its full of laughs, though many parts are innapropriate. It’s pg-13, with parents STRONGLY cautioned.

Movie of the week… and i shall pick, a *cough cough* random paper out of the hat, and…. The… Drum roll please….winner… Drum roll please… is…. Drum roll please……

                                              V for Vendetta!

Remember, remember the 5th of November, the gun powder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gun powder treason should ever be forgot.

This movie is a thrilling action that will keep you hungry for more, and I should be a movie promoter. But seriously, I absolutely loved it!

A shadowy freedom fighter known only as the letter “V” uses terrorist tactics to fight against his totalitarian society. Upon rescuing a girl “Evey Hammond” from the secret police, he also finds his best chance at having an ally.

My favorite quote, “I like god do not play wiht dice, and therefore do not beleive in coinsidences.” Other known facts are that it’s based on a old British comic book. It stars Natalie Portman and Hugo Weaving. It is directed by James McTeigue.

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